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Joke of the Day

"No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word."

"A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off. He is now a registered sex offender."

"Are you from Iraq? Cause i wanna see you Baghdad ass up."

"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."

"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."

"I like to ask people what their sign is and then read them a completely different sign's horoscope just to hear them say ""that's so me!"""

"What did the tailor say to the fed up customer? Suit yourself."

"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"

"What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off? A power strip."

"What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? A nice tight seal"