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Joke of the Day

"What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel."

"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."

"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, ""You once told me..."""

"Reasons to keep spiders around 1. Eat flying insects 2. Occasional source of protein during sleep 3. We make rad webs 4. They do i mean they"

"What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire."

"TURTLE: hey, you carry your house around too! HERMIT CRAB: i do. where'd you find yours? T: i was born with it HC: *scoff* ok princess"

"I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer."

"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."