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Joke of the Day

"Reasons to keep spiders around 1. Eat flying insects 2. Occasional source of protein during sleep 3. We make rad webs 4. They do i mean they"

"Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery.."

"Dear parents who line up 45 minutes early in the school pick-up line, I don't understand."

"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."

"English is difficult to learn. It can be taught through tough thorough thought, though."

"Mathematical Humor It just doesn't add up."

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."

"How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor"

"I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self."

"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"