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Joke of the Day
"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."
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"*gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: ""Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."""
"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."
"Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road? he missed the rains down in africa"
"What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&M student have in common? They both applied to UT Austin"
"What you call a Dildo with six heads? Hail Hydra!"
"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."
"OVERHEARD - Woman 1: ""We went downtown to visit 9/11..."" Woman 2: ""You mean the World Trade Center?"" Woman 1: ""No that's not there anymore."""
"So I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV I then shouted, ""Hey that is mine!"" but I then realised that mine was at home polishing my shoes"
"Whats a zombie's favorite drink? Egg noggin."