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Joke of the Day
"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."
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"If I committed suicide, I'd do it in front of a mirror... I'll see myself out."
""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """
"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid... I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Jealous and Funn It's not important to win it's important to make the other Guy loose."
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"
"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."
"Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes."
"If you post a handstand photo of yourself at the beach in Uggs you're automatically entered into an essay contest on why you love your Jetta"
"It turns out I'm awesome at sex I come first every time!"