129864
Joke of the Day
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
Next Joke
"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."
"ME: ""I don't like this movie."" HIM: ""We are at a funeral."" ME: ""Who directed this?"" HIM: ""A bear attack."" ME: ""Never heard of him."""
"*pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact* She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1"
"What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear"
"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"
"How is American beer comparable to having sex on a boat? It's fucking close to water."
"Today I just turned 17! That makes me over 3.55 x 10^14 years old."
"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."
"Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders."