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Joke of the Day

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like to invite you to play Candy Crush."

"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."

"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."

"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."

"I named my daughter Dagstorp after where she was conceived (Ikea sofa)"

"What's a dentists favourite time? 2:30"

"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."

"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."

"Count Chocula cereal is the perfect combination of breakfast and fear."

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles."