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Joke of the Day

"Me: when I grow up I'm going to be an astronaut. 5 year old daughter: you're already grown up. You'll be dead soon."

"Jared Fogle is pleased sentence is under 18 years."

"What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum? A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)"

"Hearthstone's TGT Decks are live! Log In and Play!"

"What does a zen ghost say? Boo, duh..."

"ELI5: If both my parents have huge dicks, does that mean I will be genetically guaranteed to have a huge dick when I grow up?"

"What do you say when your village gets the Black Death I'm bubon-sick of this plague."

"Why is the oval office oval shaped? Because the government cuts corners."

"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."

"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."