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Joke of the Day

"I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. He said ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."

"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""

"Kids, don't do cocaine but if you do make sure you have a lot cuz you'll want it."

"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."

"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"

"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"

"*sinks into depression* Depression: ""Wrong hole."""

"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"

"If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, ""Quit while your ahead""?!"