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Joke of the Day
"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"
"Recently asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there... He said he couldn't complain."
"- You got so drunk last night, you were dancing on the table in your underwear!! - Me? In my underwear? You must have left early."
"What did the lonely clock say to the other? I hope you have the time tic come toc to me"
"What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach."
"When I become famous... I want to get a huge marble bust made in my image. But I'm getting ahead of myself."
"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"
"Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words"
"I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven't heard from them since. Best decision ever"