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Joke of the Day
"What country do all cats wish to get their food from? Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"
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"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final"
"(Mayday) PILOT: I didn't go thru 9 years of flight school to crash ME: *relieved* Thank G- P: I went through 0, so the crash will make sense"
"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."
"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"
"What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"
"There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself "" thank god the cops are here"""
"What would people call an old John Cena? John Senile"
"Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me.... ...should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless"