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Joke of the Day

"What country do all cats wish to get their food from? Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"

"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb."

"Ugh your paleontologist friend is coming? He's so boring! Don't worry, I have a plan to keep him distracted *pulls out seven layer dip*"

"I tried to join the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting but all the seats were taken."

"How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and one will see you in a while."

"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"

"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"When arguing, I let the other person speak first, then help them see my point by starting with, ""Now, what I'm about to say is correct"""

"I had a dog named Herpes once. He was a good dog, but he wouldn't heel."

"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"