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"Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid... but it was just a fossil arm."
"How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!"
"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"
"What do you call a priest's sermon that takes too long? The Reverending Story"
"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"
"Half-Life 3 is getting made."
"What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."
"What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late"
"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""