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Joke of the Day

"I once watched a documentary on ferns because the remote was out of reach."

"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."

"England at the 2014 World Cup"

"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."

"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"

"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I heard someone got shocked by their Ford... that must stang."

"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"

"Stephen Hawking is an inspiration He's earned millions in the past 10 years without lifting a finger."

"My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though."