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Joke of the Day
"I don't know if I should go after that ghost or not. ~Drunk Pac-Man"
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"wanna hear a joke about pizza? NEVERMIND... its too cheesy"
"You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you? Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist."
"What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do? A hypokrout."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""
"What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !"
"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."
"Professional women's soccer is so boring. Why am I even jerking off to this?"
"A Vegan, a crossfitter and a Game of thrones fan walk into a bar, 5 minutes later everybody knew about it."