176431
Joke of the Day
"Why do the horses hate the jockey? Because he's a horse racist."
Next Joke
"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."
"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."
"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."
"Say no to drugs, kids. Wait until your thirties when you really need them."
"My shoulder just got to 2nd base with the chick who is cutting my hair..."
"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""
"Just made eye contact with an old guy as he slowly licked an ice cream cone. Great, like I don't have enough shit keeping me up at night."
"""You have a date? With who?"" [Sees a fishing boat] ""Uh, her name is Net..."" [Sees someone with a booger] ""Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."""
"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."