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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."

"Ghost handwriting is so sloppy. What is this, blood? Lol. Get a pen."

"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"

"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"

"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."

"schrodinger's joke. It's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone."