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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"German women love me... I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999."

"Who was appointed as a proof reader of Hitler's speeches? A Grammar Nazi"

"Dating tip: Don't offer to pay. It's a sign of weakness. Build trust through mutual agreement to steal. No one suspects the ""happy couple."""

"Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus"

"You think I'm not online. But, I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling...Judging."

"People commonly believe that Jesus died a virgin, but I heard he got nailed right before he died. Blasphemy."

"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"

"Johnson, Clinton, and Trump are lost at sea. Who wins the election? America."