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Joke of the Day

"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."

"Today someone was killed with a starter pistol... the police think it might be race related."

"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"

"This isn't working out. I think we should start making other people miserable."

"What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south? Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer"

"How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"

"What does a dog from Minnesota say? Woof da."

"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."

"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."