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Joke of the Day

"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."

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"My mum showed my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all,"" said my girlfriend. ""Alright mum,"" I said, ""that's enough of the naked ones."""
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"Who is 50 feet tall, has a blue ox and kills co-eds? Ted Bunyan."