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Joke of the Day

"*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now."

"Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly? Because he was cohabiting."

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"

"Start a Reddit for GF Earn more karma on her account than mine."

"I crashed into a dwarf at some traffic lights He got out of his car and said ""I'm not happy."" I replied, ""Well, which one are you then?"""

"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."

"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""