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Joke of the Day

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."

"Just think of the money we could have saved with Hillary. We would have saved 24% by hiring a woman."

"Her: ""Add insult to injury why don't you"" Me: ""Your broken leg looks fat in that cast"""

"The bottom of my shoes fell off today You could say they're ginger snapped. I think it was cause I ran into the beat boys and then got lost in their rock and roll"

"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."

"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"

"They say: Dance like there's nobody watching, sing like there's nobody listening. But non of them are there to vouch for you when you end up in an insane asylum."