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Joke of the Day

"I'll try this here. Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line."

"I wonder what it's like to have sex in zero gravity... Or even in regular gravity."

"Just read an amazing book called ""Zero Gravity"" I couldn't put it down!"

"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"

"How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !"

"The abusive relationship that I'm in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline."

"Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"

"Did you hear about the teacher who was always cross eyed? She struggled to control her pupils."

"My girlfriends father wont let us sleep together when I stay over Which is a shame because he's a very attractive man."

"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"