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Joke of the Day

"When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats... they're going to be called ""Czechs and Balances"", it's the only logical choice."

"A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York."

"Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports."

"People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain."

"Get AIDS from a toilet seat A patient says, Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat? The doctor replies, Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up."

"whats brown and... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."

"The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game... and get punished with a low pressure system."

"a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread"

"Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising."

"After a dump, I like my poophole clean as a whistle I'm very anal about it."