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Joke of the Day

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either."

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"

"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."

"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."

"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"

"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."

"What's the difference between a Terrorist training camp and a Pakistani kindergarten? Shit I dunno, I just fly the drone."

"Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all."

"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""

"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"