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Joke of the Day

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"

"What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning? I'm not letting you cook dinner again"

"INCREASINGLY DESPERATE GOOGLE SEARCH FOR ""HOW MANY SHADOWS SHOULD I HAVE?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"

"How 'done' do you want your burger? I can do ""well-done"" all the way to ""CPR might actually work."""

"Have you heard the tagline for the new Ghostbusters movie? Now with 400% more bust!"

"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."

"The field sobriety test was going ok until I grabbed two traffic cones and did a Madonna impersonation."

"I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes."

"Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'"