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Joke of the Day

"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""

"If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?"

"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In littles Nazis."

"Doctor I swallowed a PEN!!! Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a PEN, WHAT DO I DO? Doctor: Use a pencil..."

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo."

"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."

"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"

"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"