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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos"
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"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"
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"Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized."
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"I think my daughter might turn out to be the next Martin Scorsese! (Her eyebrows are fucking terrifying)"
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"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""
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