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Joke of the Day
"I just love the new minecraft update. It's groundbreaking."
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"What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk? My zipper."
"I am holding a pre-mature ejaculation club meeting next week Needless to say, You need to come early"
"So this store ""Hole Foods"" just sells donuts and Swiss cheese?"
"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
"I put coffee in my aquarium filter. The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam REALLY FAST."
"I'm afraid of good looking guys That's why I never keep a mirror in my house."
"What do I and Y2K have in common? Neither of us can get a date right ;_;"
"A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It"