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Joke of the Day
"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""
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"I always thought i had a good imagination... but it turns out it was just my imagination"
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow."
"I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have."
"I spend way too much time deciding on whether I should use ""Lol"", ""Lmao"", ""Rofl"", or ""Haha"" in my text message."
"Most irons aren't made from iron, which ironically is both ironic and unironic."
"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."
"If the Charleston killer had been playing Call Of Duty... ...he would have 9 to 0 racial"
"Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby. Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too."
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey I'm a dog."