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Joke of the Day
"Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."
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"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"
"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Say your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
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"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""
"What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love."
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"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."