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Joke of the Day

"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."

"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"

"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."

"A cannibal went for a walk... ...and he passed his brother"

"I am going to be arrested today! Because I will be snowden!"

"A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats."

"Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator)."

"Couldn't get into the library the other day... ... it was fully booked."

"*incoming text* ""hey bud can I crash at ur place"" Sure come on over *sound of approaching airplane*"

"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"