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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of one to ten... ...you aren't getting a helpful measurement of your weight"
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"Did you hear about the guy who landed in the hospital after shoving 8 plastic toy horses in his butt? His condition is stable."
"I just paid 400 for a cup. What a mug."
"Sometimes when I'm puking I worry I might be pregnant then I remember I'm not Mary And that requires sex Then I laugh And keep puking"
"The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels. At least he passed with flying colors."
"What did Dr Dre cook for Thanksgiving? Beats."
"Naming yo dick 'Pain' for emo chicks cuz they are suckers for pain..."
"Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference? One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!"
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate"
"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."