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Joke of the Day

"The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels. At least he passed with flying colors."

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong"

"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe"

"What did the 2 tampons say to each other? Nothing because they were both stuck up cunts."

"How do you make a little boy cry twice when your finished wipe your dick on his favourite teddy bear"

"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because you were a good idea last night, but now I just want you to shut the fuck up."

"Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills? Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills...."

"LIKE IF... You've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing."

"Pie are Round!!!!!! After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: ""Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"""