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Joke of the Day
"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"
Next Joke
"I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer . I was fascinated by the slogan : "" use it today, smell it tomorrow"""
"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"
"Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat"
"With great power... ... comes a great electricity bill."
"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."
"When a girl seductively tells you, ""you can stick it wherever you want"" Apparently in her roommate is NOT one of the options"
"The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana."
"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."
"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."