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Joke of the Day

"I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer . I was fascinated by the slogan : "" use it today, smell it tomorrow"""

"You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one"

"Can a psychotherapist fix psycho the rapist?"

"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"

"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."

"Joke 35 HISTORY LESSON: The Greeks invented sex..."

"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""Moo?"""

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"What do German kids play on the playground? Guten tag!"

"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""