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Joke of the Day

"Coming this Christmas, an ageing misogynist and his quest to correct all women in his path. Hugh Grant stars in ""Actually, Love""."

"How sure are we that one of Nicki Minaj's parents isn't just a stick of cotton candy?"

"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."

"In his quest to become a brain surgeon, Charlie the otter couldn't afford to live at the University of aquatic mammals. He was forced to take online courses from the Hippo-Campus."

"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."

"Marriage should be traditional. As it was in The Bible. Between a man and a rib."

"What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire."

"What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru"

"Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday. They're due to be sentenced next week."

"Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar Me too kid, me too"