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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."

"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."

"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"

"What do you call a person who wears adult diapers? Ehh, it depends."

"What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar"

"What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."

"I hate being bipolar. It's fucking awesome."

"Why George RR Martin doesn't utilize suicide bombers in GoT? Because he does not have enough virgins left in the story"

"Anyone need a job? I hear Malaysia Airlines is looking for people. ^im ^so ^sorry"

"Chinese girls just aren't that into me. I wish I had more of a Tai Pei personality."