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Joke of the Day

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me:I'm cute? Cop: Nope Me: you like my car? Cop: Nope Me: I could do this all day."

"Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed."

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"If only humans were more like me, smart and wise and- *I get surprised by the toast I forgot I was making*"

"Q: What's the best way to make pants last? A: Make the jacket first."

"You can't run through a campground, you can only ran Because it's past tents"

"Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough."

"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."