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Joke of the Day

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."

"KY jelly For when your cousin just ain't feeling it."

"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."

"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"

"This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread"

"In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: ""*Or else*""."

"I love my yoga pants. I have no idea what they have to do with yoga, but they're great for drinking, smoking and tweeting."

"Satan is so gay!"

"[therapy] ""Where does your fear of spiders come from?"" *flashback to Spider-Man trying to kiss me behind Applebees* They're just creepy okay"