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Joke of the Day
"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"
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"the craziest thing about today's story where a bear attacked a 12 year old girl jogging in her neighborhood is WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD JOGGING"
"Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic? A: A PearlJam "
"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"
"My family puts the ""C"" in Awckward because the majority of them didn't graduate high school and are horrible spellers."
"Teacher: Johnny you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter I could."
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"[my son threatens to run away after I take away his iPad] ""Here $60. It's all I have. Call if you need more."""
"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."
"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"