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Joke of the Day

"KY jelly For when your cousin just ain't feeling it."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. A man, his wife, and his cousin"

"I like how commercials for gum seem to be predicting a cold, dystopian future where our survival depends on the freshness of our breath."

"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."

"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."

"I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person."

"Pretty cool how Ryan Gosling's dad was Ryan Goose."

"Customer: Waiter look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers too?"

"What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? They both barely cover an asshole."