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Joke of the Day
"What did O say to Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."
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"eer booze and fun!' 'Ever hear the expression ""hard drinker"" ? Never made much sense to me drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do."
"I have been trying to find a new hobby So lately i have been drag racing. I win most of the time, it's hard for them to outrun me in heels"
"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"
"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
"why didn't the cannibal want to be late to dinner? Because he didn't want to get the cold shoulder."
"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""
"One direction splitting up? My daughter just announced to me she is in d-Niall :-)"