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Joke of the Day
"Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer? ""Orff Orff Orff Orff!"""
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"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""
"North Koreans are huge Dark Souls fans They spend all their time praisin' the son."
"What happens when you have ear sex You get hearing aids"
"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven acht nein."
"Islam... ... is a religion of peace."
"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."
"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""
"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."