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Joke of the Day

"How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb? It only taek won do change a lightbulb."

"Perfect pitch is... ...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"

"Once you... Once you go black, you're a single mother."

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common? They both say insert Bill here"

"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"

"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"

"I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature."