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Joke of the Day
"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"
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"I thought we had the right to bear arms but when I got them I was arrested for animal abuse"
"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."
"What do laws and virgins have in common? They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)"
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account."
"I swallowed some food coloring earlier. I think I dyed a little inside."
"What do you call an obese psychic? A four chin teller."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician."
"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."