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Joke of the Day

"Once you... Once you go black, you're a single mother."

"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"

"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."

"I flying insect just flew into my house and exploded! I think it was a Jihaddy long legs"

"A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world! ... was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after sex."

"My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast"

"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"I can kill a man with nothing but my bare gun"