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Joke of the Day
"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
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"If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision."
"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"
"I watched the bonus features on a porn movie today. It just showed a woman crying in the shower, washing all the cum out of her hair."
"""Do you have Coke"" No, is Pepsi okay ""Do you have updog"" What's updog ""Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"""
"Thanks to Bruce Jenner, they're changing the name of the male-to-female sex change surgery. They're now going to call it the Dick-Off-A-Lon."
"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."
"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."
"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."
"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"