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Joke of the Day

"Perfect pitch is... ...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo."

"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"

"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"

"A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in."

"I'm in a band called 1023 megabytes... We haven't had a gig yet"

"How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously."

"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year."

"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."