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Joke of the Day

"Jared Fogel is teaching a music class in prison Today's lesson is fingering A minor"

"Send your hate mail to me. How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? You cant count them when its dark"

"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"

"What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!"

"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"

"What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships"

"[Guy on the Death Star who's really sick of hearing Vader's breathing but is too scared to say anything]: I'm going to put on some music"

"My favorite thing to say to old people is, ""When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either""."

"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"

"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."