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Joke of the Day

"It could be the wine talking, but I used to be grapes."

"What material is Mario's pants made out of? Denim denim denim."

"I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't ""easy breezy"" just another way to say ""slutty and flatulent?"""

"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."

"Did you hear about the musician who couldn't even pay to be in tune? He was only a few cents off."

"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"

"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen... Made a King's landing."

"Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race? Because he expecto'd Petronas."

"How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal? It makes the front page."