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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."
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"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""
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