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Joke of the Day

"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."

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"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"
"What is a burp? A fart taking the elevator."
"One day Ajay was feeling happy. Suddenly happy slapped Ajay."
"I hate when I'm getting a back rub & he stops 3 mins in & says ""my thumbs hurt."" It's not like I ever say ""My jaw hurts."" I finish the job."
"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."
"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."
"My date asked me to tell her a Star Trek joke.... ...and I said ""Who do you think I am, CleVar Burton?"""
"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."
"A man is taking a picture of a koala This has some really great koalaty"